New Jersey apparently has no bigger problem these days than wild turkeys invading neighborhoods. Government corruption not a big deal, unemployment...meh who cares but wild turkeys WATCH THE EFF OUT!
This is a true story...
Watching the news last night and there is a story about wild turkeys who have INVADED this neighborhood in Cherry Hill (they weren't living somewhere that was destroyed, they directly planned an invasion...). These turkerorrists (turkey terrorists) have been patrolling the streets to attack passers-by with the intent to kill... My favorite part of the news story is that they called it a WALKING NIGHTMARE! THEY ARE TURKEYS! I am all for animal rights but if I were engaged in combat with a turkey I KNOW I could take it. A walking nightmare would be bears, lions, zombies, etc (something I probably couldn't fight one on one). So these turkeys are basically going into defense mode when people walk by and they go after them trying to peck them just because they are scared, not because they are on a turkey jihad.
It blew my mind that 1. this story was on the news, 2. it was described as a walking nightmare and 3. there was no siding with the turkeys, no one saying well yea we destroyed their habitat so it is expected. What a bunch of idiots.
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Thank god you explained to the average Joe (or Nat) reader that Turkerrosits was a conglomerate of turkey and terrorist. Phew, I was lost until that parenthesi' kicked in. hahaha
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